The Really Stupid Story

please note that when Jay and i wrote this, we did not mean to offend anyone. all is in the name of us being stupid and having to much powerade. so apologies are due to anyone meantioned in here, (i.e jews and chuck norris)

In the begining, there was God. with a capital 'g'

But we got bored there and skipped all the way to Moses. Moses parted the red sea so the Jews could get to the other side before the chicken did, but before they could get across, they were attacked by the east india trading company!
But the east india trading company was stopped by Davy Jones and The Kracken!

Then the Jews got to land, and then they stole the ten commandments from a a hobo. The Jews realized then that they were very hungry, and found a mcdonalds! Unfortuanatly, being Jews and having no money, they had to trade the ten commandments for fish sticks. Fish sticks that had previously been Moby Dick's son! In vengence, Moby Dick ate Jonah, the most powerful Jew. Jonah was saved when Captain Ahab attacked the White Whale. The impact of the Ahab's harpoon on the whale's blubbery face sent them both flying into the new world, where they were hunted by the terrible savage Pocahontice!

Pochahontice was in love with John Smith who was from Spain, and they got married. but then John Smith shot the tribe's Sacred Squirel, which had long protected them from the next Indiana Jones Movie! And so they hung John SMith from the bowels of the Sacred Bannana Tree, Gua-hua-can, and left him for dead. But John Smith came back as a ghost to teach Shrooge a lesson, along with two other ghosties. Scroogge later married Queen Elizibeth the 7th, and gave birth to Aurthur, King of the Britans! King Aurthur went on a quest with a capital 'q' to find the Holy Grail, which was filled with A1 steak sauce, because its that important!

      but he was stopped by napoleon who was on a quest to reclaim 500 gallons of maple syrup stolen by Dracula! But Dracula's castle was guarded by the legendary warrior, John McCain, who had fought alongside Chuck Norris in the Caveman versus Dinosaur war of 1812. in which the mighty soldier Ug, with a capital 'h' fought against the evil forces of Walt Disney! little did they know that Micheal Jackson had stolen a timemachine, and gone back in time to become...LORD VOLDEMORT!with a capital 'douche bag'! Who Dueled to the death with Harry Potter, only to be stopped by.......JAMES BOND! who went on to save Paris from Godzilla, by skewring him on the Effel tower and throwing him to Japan, where he would later be known as Kanye West!
another Khan who said Yay, was Gengis, who tried to free Astrailia from the koala bears, only to be destroyed by Steve Erwin, who was then stepped on by a Manatee called  Fred the CONQUOROR
Who later created KFC, after getting plastic surgery to look like the colonel, and the chicken served at KFC is taken from the chicken of Bristol, who he defeated after losing to Gilgamesh!  Gilgamesh appeared in FFXII, along with the gay backstreet boy R Kelly! who was sung about in the wonderous tales of Wierd Al Yankovic, the fourth czar of Russia! Wierd AL gained  his power after Stalin fell into a deep coma after losing a Yu-gi-oh battle on the Arc Du Triumph against Yu-gi, who had possesed the body of NAPOLEON! in his laughter at winning, Yu-gi/ Napoleon's point hat fell off to reveal....Yu-gi's even pointier Hair! which then stabbed Plato, an unsuspecting Japanese Citizen. Plato saw the deadly spaceship 'the WTF mockingbird' decending and sought the wisdom of the blind pedophilic prophet SCRUFF MGRUFF, who knew that the only was to kill a mocking bird was TO HIT IT WITH THE MOON!
so optimus Prime decended from his pedestal on the 16th planet from the sun, and used the moon to smack Shia lebuff in the face for his terrible acting! this caused the mockingbird to spiral into hyperspace, to come to a halt in a galaxy far far away, to be caught in the attack on the Death Star, where fred the conqueror's faithful servant BOB THE HOMOSEXUAL PLATIPUS battled gandalf the grey, meanwhile Emporor Palpatine attempted to choose his dinner meal, while fighting his alzhimers and cocaine addiction in a ferocious lightsaber duel aboard the USS enterprize!
Hiro Nakamura knew this would cause disaster so he went back in time, which was forbidden by the 8th commandment of the quaran, so Pope Budda the 4th commanded the Jews to summon the evil Demon, Auricalcos,to start Yu-gi-Oh season 4!

and thats how babys are made Jimmy

THE END

no its not.

(cue hamtaro theme song)