Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Name? - Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend (WIN!)

2) Your Age? - 16

The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking. (the hell?)

3) One of your Friends? - Mike

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike (hhahahahahaha)

4) What should you be doing? - Sleeping
You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!! (they know me...)

5) Favorite color? - Blue

Super awesome bright. It's pretty bad ass.
-"What's your favorite color?"
-"Bue, man.

6) Birthplace? - Georgia

the adventure state. the most beautiful state in the country. i could never live anywhere else.we have great accents, good food, friendly people. everything anyone could want!
georgia!georgia! georgia on my mind. (meh...)

7) Birth Month? - March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
He was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.(win)

8) Last person you talked to? Rae

the girl who always seems to fall for the guy who plays guitar, but is completely oblivious all the time

"Woah whos that girl staring at you"
"Rae?"
"she digs you dude"
"nah"

(HOLY CRAP.HOLY FRICKIN CRAP.)

9) One of your nicknames? - Ben Jamin

Someone who has been jamin. Duh.

I tag all my friends 8D